Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Dating is not our generation's strong point. We're an era that's good at getting laid.
Im gonna name my vag after egypt, "the valley of kings"
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
Said he had been eating pineapple for a week before our 1st date. Not sure if thankful for his consideration or offended by his assumption.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
it's official, after last weekend my girl number is higher than my guy number. fix this.
The fact that its 530pm and I'm saying to myself I should sober up since I'm at a family establishment should say enough
Ordered a large pizza and definitely just paid the cab driver in pizza slices. I'm glad there's someone out there that's just as fat at heart as we are.
Yes, but it's not new to me. It's like every time a new guy finds out I'm a squirter it's a novelty so they make me squirt and squirt and squirt until their bed is completely soaked. And then afterwards they complain that there isn't a dry bit to sleep on. No shit Sherlock.
kool aid jammers and 151...our childhood has officially been corrupted.
after the fucking you spent twenty minutes vomiting naked and shaking your dick at my roommates. luckily, i don't remember that, or i'd have to be really insulted.
I wanted to make out with that blonde just so I could deck her boyfriend and make things interesting.
At least that would be something.
Now everytime I sit on a toilet I think about having sex with him. Great.
Does this mean I have to put a bra on now
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