Just fell off a train. Bad.
did you know delaware is a STATE? HOLY CRAP! i didn't till i was hitting on this chick and asked her when she said she was from delaware, which state that was in. crazyness
this ugly chick literally cried last night because i wouldnt let her give me head
There's a show on the Discovery Channel about T-Rex sex. I think this just made my life.
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Agreed. Everyone should experience a blackout before 3pm in their lifetime.
a small fire erupted but we put it out with a can of beer so everything's fine
studying for my Anatomy final and masturbating to Japanese porn are practically the same thing
there's still three solo cups of your puke in my basement. so that needs to be solved at some point.
Dude, I brought the fucking tequila to that party and they cheered for the chick that seriously only brought limes.
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So many gingers... It's like a beacon went out that said "this one is ok with red hair"
I am literally sitting here with a jar of Nutella and a spoon, reading an article called "never drink alone again because now there's wine for cats." How single am I?
I mean I'm not saying I have my life together but I did just put nerds in a bottle of champagne and then drank from the bottle
Well we found Mark's missing underwear. They're pinned up on Mike's trophy wall.
I think I left my thong in your bed. Careful. It has the power to destroy the agitator on a washing machine
Just sold my panties for 40 bucks to some rando dude at the gay bar. I think I found a way to fund next years spring break trip. Hello cancun!
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