Holy shit! This guy had his hands and feet handcuffed and was scooting across the interstate and we almost hit him because it was so dark. I hate Louisiana.
remind me next year to leave the 19 year old girl at home when you're going to pride. total cock block
So i just got diagnosed with swine flu. im at walgreens looking like shit and this guy keeps staring at me. Im so gonna cough in his face.
well, dont
I didnt. i just coughed then looked at him menacingly. he got it.
No, seriously, 1.5 gallons of sangria plus two days of untapped cock. Waiting here. For you.
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I've never seen a kid turn down a sure thing for a possible handy by a freshmen. You need to re-evaluate.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
afterward, he apologized, hugged me, and then gave me a granola bar and said “this is my apology gift.”
Threesome in a minivan. New low
he found cum stains on my sheets and all i could blurt out was "better on the sheets than in me"
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Roommate is high and swore off off the diet. Said she wants to make everyone else fat since it'd be easier. She spent today baking 3 dozen brownies for the office tomorrow and is already down to 24.
Sorry there's no emoticon for I got my period all over a guy's bed so I had to improvise. There isn't even a bed one
I feel like I would find myself in so much trouble if I hadn't married my DD.
We played a 4 hour game of True American then we fucked on the floor for a couple hours Happy 20th to me
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
I just want a guy who makes lots of money, has a skilled penis and the sex drive of a 22 year on Viagra. Is that too much to ask?
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