what was i supposed to do!? wake up and actually ask her name??
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
I blacked out, fell off a swingset, and thought I was Liz Lemon for almost an hour.
My Adderall prescription says to take my recommended dose and throw away any leftover pills. Why don't more prescriptions come with jokes like this?
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So you threw a sword at me last night
I honestly wish I could say that I was surprised.
haha it staarrted out with just getting drunk then it turned into sports authority. So now im 4th or 5th in line and shit faced. Help me
I was cut off by 8, I need to rethink this breakup therapy strategy
you were leaning up against the wall pulling your shirt up asking girls to dance on you. your courage to do that is both admirable and frightening.
Most of the bar is playing trivia I'm playing destroy a relationship in twenty questions
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Is a 'Dr. Willy Fister Gynecologist' costume appropriate for work?
Why are you surprised? I've only ever liked older guys since I was a 3 yr old crushing on her pediatrician.
We ended up at a lesbian bar and all my co-workers tried to get me laid. This is not how I envisioned coming out.
lonely sunday drunk me decided to tweeze my pubes. HORRIBLE IDEA
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
They're doing CPR to someone in the middle of Victoria's Secret. Way to block the undies, damnit!
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