She's hot and she went to Notre Dame. I want to fuck the Catholic right out of her
you assured me you'd make it home safe because your pizza rolls were waiting up for you.
It smells like ranch
Must be all the white people
I don't want to talk. I just want to motorboat those tits
We didn't even make it to the door before they came out saying we weren't allowed in because of last time..
I take back all the times I've said life was unfair. I'm about to have two trained bartenders for a girlfriend and roommate
I just debated creating a mirror system so I could play Batman while in the bathroom. I think I need help.
I already knew that. But I also don't agree with stifling creativity.
Did i tell you my idea for my life plan? Not the one that involves stripping.
My love will cover her like lulu lemon yoga pants. Casually supportive and always complimenting your Ass.
Dude, for twins they have shockingly different blowjob styles.
STOP FUCKING MY SISTERS!!!!
Its 8 in the morning and I wouldn't pass a breathalyzer test, How's your day been?
Bottom line; if I'm coming out of my bat cave to do the dishes and get a chicken wing and I have no pants or makeup on and my messy bun looks more like Santa got leprosy and crashed his sled into the back of my head then let me be. That's all I'm saying.
please tell me you're the one making all the weird noise in the yard..
You have no idea how awkward it is fucking someone with the same name as your dog
Omg, new summer goal: sex in a bouncy castle.
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