Bar. Show boob. Just one. Free drinks. Instant friends
Guys only need one. Little known secret. You're welcome.
It was like a fairy tale, until he tried to put it in my ass...
He left the bathroom door open so i would hear him masturbate in the shower to make me feel guilty for not putting out but it just turned me on cause i like guys masturbating. weird?
She’s leaving for college so I made her a gift basket with all the essentials. You know- Ramen, a 12 pack of PBR, some leftover Plan B pills and a laminated business card for a good lawyer. Damn I’m a good big sister.
You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
Just saw a cop issuing a DUI. At 3 pm. It's definitely the start of winter break.
Now I know how you felt every time you had to listen to me have sex with a girl... mildly disguested yet marginally proud.
I can't get away from Pickles they're either stuck in me, in my mouth, or I'm stuck in one. fuck my whole entire life.
I just remember her telling me "Hi, my names Kaissa and I'm a lesbian" over and over and over and over again as I was crying.
The trainer from the tech college told me that I would pass the first aid course so long as I turned up sober. Challenge accepted
Yea I saw a friend of yours carrying your limp body somewhere
just because the DWI class is located at the University does not make him a professor. I was duped, he is in no way, shape or form a professor!
I have a theory that years from now they will be with women who despise me because of what I trained their husbands to like.
Peanut butter fills the cracks of my heart
She'd probably like you more if you'd stop fucking her husband.
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