i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
I'm gonna put my relationship status as "widowed" to see if it helps me get some poon.
Yeah I hope so. Definately just saw two freshmen in very authentic togas and cotton ball beards. This new class is stepping it up.
But hes like a baby bird with a broken wing that i want to FUCK.
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He held back my hair as I puked, then kindly asked me to slightly move my head over and pissed right next to my face.
My walk of shame this morning would have been much less obvious if it hadn't been 6:30 in the morning and I wasn't walking through downtown Nashville in a Steeler jersey.
Got stoned and went to Walmart. For some reason a preacher walked up and asked if I knew the lord so I just yelled "I CAN FEEL HIM IN MY VIENS" at the top of my lungs. he left after that.
Everyone loves nachos, first of all. Second, Ke$ha is entirely appropriate for the age grou too young to realize she probably has Hep C.
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
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So now I'm lying here in bed taking notes from Teen Mom... I fucked up
so i EARNED it!?! i EARNED dying alone with cats!!?
I woke up with a dread of barbecue sauce in my hair. Drunk munchies makes me a disgusting person.
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
You know I base where I go on the likelihood of me getting laid there. This includes work.
Why am I not drinking beer at 8:26am is the question
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