I almost didn't recognize her with a shirt on.
in a basement doing blow off a prince dvd next to a chick in a saddam mask
standing in line at subway, they've got 'stand up and get crunk' blaring. the lines out the door and everyone is dancing. Lombardi Gras rules.
And now that i don't feel so bad because you're not pregnant the $15 for the pregnancy test I bought would be appreciated
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two words...techno handjob
Grandma just handed out bail money... it's officially christmas
the best sex is "duke just lost" sex.
Drinking a bawls. If I'm dead when you get home, yes, they are poisoned.
i think the sex is so good because i get a contact high just from fucking him
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You don't know the true meaning of fear until your girlfriend's niece insists on sitting on your lap with 20 mg of Viagra coursing through your veins.
oh so have I but I'd still suck a dick or 20 in the name of freedom.
I wish I could send you one of those donuts I had. Like teleport it to you. Because it would change your life
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
He's a waste of a perfectly good penis.
I I was gonna wake him up with a blow job but I don't know how he would feel about it.
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