is it bad that while shopping i looked specifically for clothes that hold their form after taking them off and putting them on again and again?
Situation: He got it in my eye, how long do I let it sting before should start to worry?
You know I'm really starting to enjoy being everyones first gay experience
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
ok, she started talking about how she swears her step dad killed her mom. starting to back out of this one
There is nothing like getting stoned and spying on people with binoculars
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
Im pretty sure that girl just said "Im taking you home even if your girlfriend has to come too." Why are we here again?
Yeah. Not my best idea. But I'm hoping for the best . And by best, I mean not jail
He started going down on me while we were watching Land Before Time.
Incredible.
My brother and I have had one conversation in the past like 3 weeks and it was about what it would be like as a sentient butt plug
AND ONCE AGAIN, MY VAGINA HAS STRUCK AGAIN. HER PLANS TO TAKE OVER MARYLAND ARE WELL ON THEIR WAY AS SHE CONTINUES TO ENGULF EVERY QUEER IN A 10 MILE RADIUS
Every time we have sex, I feel his dick ramming my soul into submission. Problem is..... I LIKE THAT SHIT!
Tacos and sex are way better than any anti depressant pill ever was. I think I made a medical discovery here.
Just threw up in a cup driving down the road because there was cop behind me and I didn't want to pull over. Not sure if winning or failing at life.
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