i just saw an ambulance and a fire truck pull away from the dorms. it appears somebody actually IS feeling shittier than me today.
He has that cheese in a can and he's eating it. I have never seen that outside a goofy movie.
I don't care. I'll be that guy that eats cake in a car. Alone. With the doors locked.
I just threw up trying to put pants on. This is obviously a sign to stay naked.
He bought me dinner. He gave me his jacket when I was cold. And then ate me out in the passenger sear of the car.
I just set the shake weight record at the bar. 20 mins of that crap and drinking beer through a straw will get the job done. I also bet the bartender 100 bucks I could go shot for shot with him. The date for that event is TBA.
Well the walls are thin and I can hear the couple next door having sex. I think their dog is somehow involved.
I miss the time when Mondays weren't the new Thursdays. I can't drink like my 17 year old self anymore.
She said, "awww, you're so sweet" after I started putting on a condom. How many STDs have I just contracted?
Why is my vagina being sacrificed for yours? I'm sure he would take a piece of you too. Your turn.
I'm a complete klutz, especially when I get excited. I pee a lot too. I'm like a puppy except I don't pee in the floor.
I wonder if you're allowed to smoke pot at Denver bronco games now...
A good drinking club with a running problem, improves endurance in both I have observed this evening.
2 for 1 beer results in multiples of 2 so what should be a beer or two becomes 4 or 6. But running, alleviates the need for a DD.
if it makes u feel better, i skipped class so i could go to a sex convention in jersey a few hours earlier than if i went to class.
He started out in my roommates bed and by the end of the night was in mine, not sure how that went down. But he left happy in the morning.
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