You hook up with other guys, let him talk to other girls.
no
there should be a relationship option on facebook "stillllll in a relationship"
He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
Grape juice and vodka is NOT wine.
i have wind burn on my face from my head hanging out the window of the cab vomitting
Alive...but barely. Had dinner with my parents tonight which was conveniently located near where i left my car, phone, and self respect
for future reference mormans are hard to crack but they give fucking amazing hand jobs.
He pissed on a police station. Then expected to not be arrested. Sounds accurate.
But is that really the name you want to scream out during climax?
Good. Need a drinking partner later. FOR AMERICA!!!
after attempting to eat a candy cane bigger than my hand i have determined there's no way to eat this that doesn't seem erotic
When I go to hand him the blunt and he's eating a cookie and responds with "let me hit this cookie"
answer honestly do you think i can make a bloody mary with ketchup????
My boss is explaining why he thinks time goes by faster and faster. Bc of the rockets. No lie.
Randomize
