Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
Tortellini makes me feel like I'm eating hundreds of little vaginas
his receeding hairline makes running into him so much less awkward. almost enjoyable actualy
as soon as his mom opened the door to let me in the house she asked if i would like a shot
it's gonna be a great weekend
he just looked at me and whispered "these are my sea lions. my sea lions." and then went back to licking the mirror
He's only a little bit crosseyed.
I think this is one situation where "a little bit" doesn't mean much.
Just got back from fathers day breakfast. So hungover i couldn't eat so i just slipped my food in my pockets and threw it out while i puked in the bathroom.
Wise words from the guy who drunkenly chipped his teeth on the sidewalk
Crosswalk actually
she sent me pictures of 3 different vaginas and if I could pick which one was hers i could sleep with her.
I was always good at matching as a child.
did the fire alarm go off at the party last night I kind of remember a fire alarm noise
omg omg i ripped it out of the ceiling omg
I want to share a beverage of the alcoholic category with you, but I'm conflicted about getting out from under my covers.
man my uterus needs to drop the egg or GTFO, BUUUSHIT
I told him I hooked up with his best friend. And then he ate me out. I'm just THAT GOOD.
Video on mandys page of you drinking upside down was finally put up...too bad all the comments were about me and him fighting in the background while he screamed "BLOW BIG BETSY!'
I just found a contact in my phone named "Nick from The Party". Who's nick?
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