My jaw hurts. Such a slutty injury..
Sometimes to bang a cougar u gotta play wii With her kids
the people going to church this morning while i was walking home did not seem as pleased as i was with how many beads i earned last night
i woke facing the corner with my computer and i had googled "how to put out a fire" i am so scared to turn around
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I just found a pubic hair on my dick that wasn't mine.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Come down. Bring Jorts. We're getting ready for this tricycle race like champions.
Is it bad that I see a party full of girls I know he has fucked as a challenge for me to be the one who ends up in his bed?
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I only put bad things in my body...jack, caffeine, chocolate, pills, and rich's cock. It's like being holistic but exactly opposite
That's what you get for dating construction workers you meet in tunnels.
I feel like you guys are talking about real things and have real problems and I'm just over here like 'should I take muscle relaxers or get drunk tonight?'
I'm 99.9% sure the people upstairs are using walki-talkies to talk to each other across the room. Too high for this shit
I have to have sex on a bidet. I'm not sure what kind, but it's reason #4 for an Italian vacation!
Fuck I forgot the furry convention was this weekend and now I'm downtown. Way too high for this shit.