Dude, TWO hot chicks on jeopardy tonight. gonna be a good one
Dude, I am so turned on right now. Hot chick with glasses from brooklyn is absolutely crushing right now, taking whole categories. might beat off to jeapordy...
do another line during during the commercial and make the magic happen during double jeopardy.
He looked way older than 15. He probably thought that since I have braces I was 15. Fuck. The 6 year age gap is never to be spoken about. Especially because what happened constitutes as illegal.
Is it a bad thing that the only time i wear nice clothes to class, is when i get too fucked up the night before and wear the same clothes i went out in?
I'm sorry about your car but on a brighter note I did wake up in my dorm. That's something right?
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Did he make you just lay your head next to his cock and talk to it again?
i just kept saying he was red & i was blue and we couldnt become purple. I started crying at one point
I will no longer accept being cock blocked in my own bed.
I don't want to die alone with cake watching shows about cake
Technically my penis started a fight tonight
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I hooked up with a lesbian tonite. Top 2 valentines experiences of all time.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
He showed me his scar from his appendix surgery. It was educational and fun....
I walked in and found you petting your fish outside the bowl, you said its fine, you do this all the Time.
It's like those toothpaste commercials where 4 out of 5 dentists would recommend your vagina