Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
he refuses to go down on me anymore when he's high because he thinks my clit piercing stares at him
Today should be called shooting fish in a barrel day. Every place ive gone to ive met a girl who regrets not hooking up last night. There have not been girls this easy since Fathers Day
is it a bad thing if he can only get off when i start talking like one of the girls from Jersey Shore??
He just reenacted his orgasm in front of my roommates....using a squeeze bottle of mayonnaise.
The swelling on my elbow and tongue means I may have cockblocked myself.
Living room yoga. I'm too hungover to deal with anyone else's chi today.
This is amazing. I can pinpoint the window in time that you lost all sanity.
Stop leaving me alone with my ex boyfriends after keg challenges. Woke up in his bed covered in what you think would be cum. No...toothpaste. He left a note. "Be home at four. Don't be here when I get back."
I really wanted to suck your dick, but I also didn't want to miss any of the movie
May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Last night you made me help you pick the raisins out of a kashi bar and acted like it was the most important thing to ever happen to you or our friendship
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
Thanks to a bad fart decision during a production meeting, I am now on my way to Target to buy new pants. How is your day?
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