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• (402): View more from Nebraska

  I was in the bathroom throwing up...when I walked out he was sitting there watching porn and jacking off. He said, "Sounded like you were gonna be in there for a while."

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• (609): View more from New Jersey

  I had another sleeping on concrete incident.

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  theres gunna be a new season of 16 and pregnant on mtv...WHERE DO THEY KEEP FINDING THESE IGNORANT PREGNANT GIRLS

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos

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• (772): View more from Florida

  My dream of liquor pitchers came true

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• (772): View more from Florida

  He upper decked the toilet, got himself lit on fire 6 times and lit 4 other people on fire in the course of 3 days.

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• (865): View more from Tennessee

  What's a nice way of saying "You fell asleep, and I got bored, so I made out with your brother"?

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• (519): View more from Ontario

  Yeah, he said he was getting "welcome back Winnipeg Jets drunk" then puked on his jersey.

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  I'm on my fifth cocktail in twenty minutes. I don't think I will end this on two legs.

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• (425): View more from Washington

  So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.

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• (516): View more from New York

  mom how many of the songs from my childhood are mexican drinking songs?

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  all of them.

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• (661): View more from California

  He invited to drink but spelled forties wrong so no thx

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• (864): View more from South Carolina

  I need to stop agreeing to hang out with people when I'm drunk.

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• (530): View more from California

  it'll be like a game of Russian Roulette, but with my vagina.

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• (256): View more from Alabama

  i'm 99% sure they had an orgy while i was passed out

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