I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
you were licking his little sister's watercolors and trying to paint with your tongue.
just saw a girl come out of the tanning bed room on crutches, now thats determination
Definitely just saw a grown man at wal mart wearing high heels and carrying a baby
What the fuck were you doing at wal mart?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
he urdandictionary'ed 'tease' on his phone and made me read through all the definitions. Am i really that bad?
You slept in the bed with him... with your top off.... and just made out with him....
One person in the car. Three blizzards. Alot of judging.
I just realized his fb pic was taken in a public bathroom.
I was also standing on my bed with a road cone pounding on the ceiling at 3am. Not sure why
Sorry for trying to give you my dresser last night. Are any of the drawers still in your car?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
This summer has already been like the best summer ever. FREEDOM IS AWESOME. GOD BLESS AMERICA AND GOD BLESS THE SINGLE LIFE.
The moral of the story is this:the last shot of the night is always a mistake
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
In the last 3 weeks my drunken adventures have caused me to lose 2 credit cards, one debit card, a bracelet, two purses, and my $500 phone... Maybe i should quit drinking.
Did you really kidnap my goldfish last night?
Had a dick customer and the words "eat my ass" slipped out. He proceeded to lick his lips and say present it. I think it's time I quit.
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