Sweater Vest, Chin Strap, Beard, sporting a white Beret- Please don't ever let me be THAT guy.
did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
He started making shapes and faces with his cock and balls.... apparently if you wrap the shaft with your balls and turn it 90 degrees to the left it looks like a hamburger
he swears he got herpes from a bowl of soup
I had a moment while I was smoking where I was looking at these palm trees and I knew how dr Seuss came up with his characters.
If i want her back i know all i have to do is sleep with a specific handful of her closest friends. That method is tried and true.
It's amazing how not interested in talking to him I am since I've decided that he probably has chlamydia.
Bud light lime after 12 shots of vladdy is like frolickin in a meadow of sweet flavor
that's all we do, eat and hve sex, eat and have sex. he thinks it's bad and that we need to talk more or whatever but I'm just not seeing the problem...
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
If a raisin and a desert had a bastard child that would be the inside of my mouth right now
I just used the proceeds from selling my ex's engagement ring to fund my first date with another girl.
I wanted to buy shoes but nothing fit. So i'm getting a vibrator.
6 showers laters and I still feel like I have his vomit in my vagina. At least I could help him figure out he's gay.
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