Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
our cab driver is having phone sex.
I'm taking child development now so if you get pregnant i can raise your child no worries
First coke bust down the road. Spring is finally here.
he gave me a new purse full of weed and five boxes of samoas for my birthday. best boyfriend ever.
When he left he said something to the effect of "well now that I've been used..." I think he may be on to me.
God forbid we drive unregistered mopeds without license plates on a pedestrians only sidewalk without goggles while flipping off passing cars.
I hope I bought a crossbow. Also I need to not drink that much
be ready to rage tomorrow. like naked ranch dressing rage
I was smelling my bathroom to make sure it didn't reek of weed...I spaced out and realized I was face to the wall sniffing it for 5 minutes.
Feel better punkin. Your balls will be gently resting on my forehead in no time
Oh and apparently something happened that was related to "THIS IS SPARTA" but no one will tell me what I did.
So I'm going to blame my boobs hurting on that.
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
I specifically remember rubbing my eyes thinking I could definitely go blind and I really like came to terms with it I was like ok my other senses will develop this is fine
the girl who hid my weed when the cops came has a birthday coming up. i feel like i should get her something.
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