Can you tell me why I have pubes stuck in my teeth?
Osama's death just kick started our Cinco de mayo celebration. Margaritas for anyone wearing red white and blue!
They sext over her pic comments. Role playing as wolves.
There is pretty much a target on everyone's lips when I am drunk. EVERYONE
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
OMG BTW REMEMBER HOW HE ORDERED PIZZA THAT ONE TIME WE HOOKED UP. APPARENTLY HE WAS HANDING IT OUT TO PEOPLE WHO LIVE IN MY BUILDING AS HE WAS LEAVING
Body shots with my MILFs MILF!!
All I did was send my mom an ecard
No seriously, I don't care if you just sucked God's dick. I have had a better Fat Tuesday than you
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I feel badly that he has cancer, but this does not mean I am obligated to have sex with him. Again.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I was gonna respond but i couldnt figure out a way to rearrange 'fuck his brains out' to sound grammatically correct
Hello my rib-scented angel!
CyberMonday=Bulk Condom Shopping For 2018
I took advantage of the fact that my mentee had to go to the bathroom to throw up in the other stall. I'm going to hell for being hungover at an elementary school.
Found your bra in my backseat. And yes it took me that long to finally clean it out from last weekend
Didn't even know it was missing, if that makes you feel any better
FUCK ME I smuggled weed onto a plane by accident
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