My morning has consisted of lying in a fetal position, eating a whole tub of ben and jerry's, talking to my cat, and setting all of our pictures on fire. Does that answer your question?
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
Lesbians are nicde people they do not take debit cards
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
He stopped responding after the animal pictures... I do this EVERY TIME.
He was still there when I ran half naked into my suitemate's room where she was skyping her boyfriend and I started singing I JUST HAD SEEEEX
I JUST SEARCHED GINGER COCK ON TUMBLR AND THEY'RE ALL REALLY WELL HUNG? I'M CRYING. IS THIS HOW GINGERS KEEP REPRODUCING?
WHAT IS WRONG WITH YOU?
The first thing we did this morning was see if we could see her barf in the prking lot from the roof. We could. It was in 5 spaces.
I have a 30 minute video visit blind date tonight with a guy in prison. And it's costing me $9. ROCK... BOTTOM...
I've had sex near too many of the blankets to let our parents touch them like this
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I accidentally told my mom I broke my drug nail this weekend
Tell him you want to lick his face. Didn't work for me but might turn out better for you idk
Woke up to I'm AWESOME written in purple crayon all over my walls. I love drunk me
i woke up on someones kitchen floor, and i used the gps in my phone to find my way home. im really glad you forgot about me.
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