youre lurking in front of me
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
He didn't know it yet but he was about to go down on me.
My male hookup buddy is gonna meet my female hookup buddy, let the awkward hookup games begin!
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Her name means "flower that enlarges and gives birth." There is no way she isn't getting knocked up
I'm pretty sure this city writes new vice laws specifically because of us.
Also my vagina isn't a crater of death where nothing comes out
You pulled out a fucking recorder and started playing along with all the songs on your playlist and refused to hit the j
So is it safe to say that my only objective from last night is to finish this entire jar of peanut butter?
future reference: when you get a text that says "WARNING: EXPLICIT PHOTOS BEING DELIVERED. VIEWERS DISCRETION IS ADVISED." you always open the attached picture.
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
Like seriously, I would not be going if there wasn't pizza
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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