There's too many weed/neon/felt Sublime posters in this room and someone just put on a Hunter S. Thompson movie. Save me, now.
So is chris hansen cool in person? Or is it just awkward while you wait for the cops?
do you think i can make that microwavable cake stuff with vodka instead of water?
you should probably use water
i dont have any
the hot woman interviewing me is reading jokes off the back of laffy taffy.... I'm getting laid and possibly a job
We couldn't even have sex we were both laughing so hard. I don't know how I feel about the quality of that weed.
I'm going to start giving girls scratch off lottery tickets when they leave my place in the am. That way they have a chance of not regretting the night before
It was some time between the gurgles of her blowing me to us throwing up in the same bucket afterwards that I realized we would be doing this a lot.
let's get a trip to cabo together for next spring... they have to have forgotten about me by now
After a couple hours you decided you were going to walk home but ten minutes later you called and said you'd puked by the side of the road and you needed us to drive you to the art museum.
Oh my God. He stopped counting at 22.. His senior year. I feel the STDs infecting my taint as we speak.
our jesse-walt dynamic is actualy really perfect because i want to start a small time drug empire and you want to get high a lot its very accurate
Dude, you spit in your shirt pocket saying "I'm saving it for later" then dove head first into the pyramid of beer cans we set up.
I have two choices: tits or tacos. I just can't decide.
Your heart isn't making stupid decisions... your penis is outsmarting your brain. Stop fucking her!
thanks for passing me through your vagina 20 years ago today. your the best
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