I think god was stupid personally. The clit should be inside the vagina. Idiot.
who's fault is it that she tells me today she is only 16 because i definately met her at the bar...
Just cleaned up my puke with my lecture notes.
I'm not a pervert.. I just like to be naked...
Well I woke up with a note on me reading Dear Passed Out Girl, and ending with why I shouldn't drink so much. Damn Tequilla.
I woke up and someone had put toast at my feet. I was SO. HAPPY.
You coming bye my yot got egg sweet carilne vodklaa
Sometimes he has weird facial hair...Basically he has a penis... that's what he's got going for him.
The lady next to me at the airport just baggage checked a six pack. She is now my hero.
Speaking of roommates, Kelsey and I woke up to urine in our trash can. Neither one of us is willing to admit to it so we've come to the conclusion that someone snuck into our room in the middle of the night
TO ALL WHO WERE IN MY HOUSE LAST NIGHT: WHOEVER STOLE MY BONG AND PUT IT ON THE ROOF WILL BE PAYING MY HOSPITAL BILL FROM LAST NIGHT.. AND BUYING ME A NEW, SWEETER BONG.
Ok spinning in the opposite direction thatg the room was spinning was the worst advice ever
Safe to say I'm terrified but totally AMPED
I'm a hopeless romantic that likes rough sex. Judge me
Young lesbians are the worst. And also what got me through high school, sooooo
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