remember that night we drank a bottle of vodka and went to mcdonalds and ordered everything on the dollar menu, twice?
we can't do that now- first b/c they got rid of that menu and 2 b/c we are broke now. damn this recession.
We learned about herpes today in bio. I might as well have given the lecture
My roomate just said the he would "tap dat" to the 13 out of control girl on maury. Im finding a new place in the morning.
I just opened a gallon of milk that is good through the 10th of January- I hope I can say the same for myself.
my mom just told me its unladylike to have toothpaste stains on my clothes all the time.. if she only knew.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
They both just did a shot, head butted each other, did another shot and then slapped each other in the face. These could be the two guys we've been looking for all our lives
I'm currently braless eating the balls of the penis cake and drinking warm champagne. I'm 3 cats away from crazy at this point
I was just too high to be in rapids man. I just screamed for the entire time I was jostling about.
Found out last night that "Everclear" is Spanish for "shit got weird"...
Dilemas of the modern woman: deciding whether or not to write on your ex's wall for his birthday. This is serious.
Two drag queens are fighting over me. And yet the night is still getting weirder
We peed on a building I think...like a building in downtown...not out of view of anyone.
welp,tonight ive reached new levels. by new levels I mean,i showed some guys my boobs for water. on your tab.. the most pointless thing ive ever done. either we should hang out way more,or never again.
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