he is literally lying on the floor eating cookies. doing nothing. and as i was hitting him he needed to protect the cookies more than himself.
no memory loss, but i'm unhappy with my memories
I was literally just a half conscious dildo.
I briefly wondered why they weren't in school, but after the tinier one shouted "check out dem titties!" I had my answer
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Transgendered man at work dawning a slutty batman costume. I hate Halloween
i wont go near him until the smell goes away , and he takes the chex mix box off his head.
she said we were using the spray butter as air freshener
we went to get a refill in his room and ended up having sex and passing out. then he woke me up with sex and gave me a beer for breakfast. i never want this to end
I've carried my liver for over 24 years. If it can't carry me for the next 24 hours than it deserves to be damaged.
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May 25th. Drunk Laser Tag party to celebrate our bdays. May 26th. Mushrooms at Chattanooga Aquarium. Damn
Do you have any puffy paint? I want to put "fiesta muthafuckas" on my sombrero but its too much to bedazzle.
We're going as conductors of the hot mess train and nobody rides for free
Our tip jar will say "just put the tip in, see how it feels"
So, it's been almost 3 months and and I still dont know her last name. That's gotta be a record.
I vote we just hike, drink, and destroy dick
I want to be her friend more than I want to fuck her boyfriend.
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