Tell me exactly where it said it wasn't a unisex bathroom.
There is no way to make a throwing up smiley so just picture it....
CONFIRMATION: i wiki searched it and Justin Bieber is 15 not 13. so i dont feel like as much of a pedofile now....
when she asked me if it was possible to swim under north america i knew it was time to leave.
Giving the kids Children's Claritin and calling it candy.....Is it setting them up for drug abuse later?
For sure. We should see if we can get Mike to pay for one, and have a triple kegger... :o==& (that's future me projectile vomiting. i try to be goal oriented)
Dude you make losing your phone an art. You left it balancing on a two liter bottle in the kitchen. Wtf
I cried singing "call me maybe" on the way home from the bar. What the fuck
How do i politely tell him his dick looks like it went thru a meat grinder?
She makes margaritas with lemon-lime 5 hour energy..thats brilliant
and you were wondering how she got into Harvard
hitting rock bottom is getting taziki in your hair & simply putting it in a bun instead of actually dealing with it, just like your problems
Wet should excavate the hamsters out of the front yard n give them a proper burial.
I can't. I'm going camping this weekend. I do have a life outside of your dick.
I AM STRANGELY AROUSED BY THIS UNEXPECTED DEVELOPMENT AND I AM COMPLETELY OK WITH THIS.
That wasn't even sex. That was a fuckoning
...did you just create a word for what we did?
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