He's not gay. He just has bad gaydar and he gaydared himself and was wrong.
We were done making out and had been asleep for a hour. I felt him put his hand on my butt. Then I farted.
I told her I was team Edward. I haven't gotten laid that easy since I told your sister that I had cancer
she was most def 27.5% uglier than a troll, but the sex was great
I pulled out and her Nuva ring was around my dick... It was like I won a carnival game for adults... I asked her where my big stuffed bear was
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
I have now slept with people from more countries than Ive actually visited. Can we make this a game somehow? Like foreign fuck buddy bingo?
I received a letter in the mail from my ex equipped with a used condom,dirt, some hair, and a nude portrait of myself.
I'm pretty sure I made out with a guy in a man thong.
Successful first night. Lost my phone. Front desk found it. Earthquake in wine country. Didn't feel it.
Of course I fucked him. He was wearing a rainbow cock sock and cowboy boots.
beggars cant be choosers....im desperate and he has a dick. he checks all the boxes.
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
He was eating me out on a samsung washing machine and as soon as I came, I heard the "end of cycle" song. That tune will now always remind me of the screaming, multiple orgasms I recieved tonight!
Grandma had me open the boxes that were delivered today. She got a sex swing, I've settled on "You go girl" as my official reaction.
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