If he looks like a Gremlin DO NOT get him wet.
no more hot dogs for you........
fine no more vajj for you
Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i'd date him for the sole reason that he thanks me after giving him head
he called me back to his office so he could lick a line of pixie stick off of my thigh
be sure to add "office slut" to your resume
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
What would you do in exchange for having a girl eat a waffle house waffle off your body?
He is now tagging himself in my pics from last year where he is barely visable in the corner. i feel like he's marking his territory.
I had to show the prof your text saying that I could pick up your midterm for you. I covered the part of the screen saying you weren't there because you were about to have morning choke sex.
Sorry about giving you those ripped gym shorts after my dog ate your pants, but after the awkard BJ incident I didn't plan on hearing from you again
I started rolling down the window so he pulled into a gas station and i puked all over the side of the car while some dude stared at me. I waved and we drove away
I'm seeing double so when I get home can we have a threesome?
Last night I said "I'm so glad you broke up with your lesbian soccer mom girlfriend" I don't remember how he reacted I just remember trying to pee in the woods
The worst part about living in a small town is partying with your pharmacist and then having to buy Plan B from him the next morning.
Walk of shame through Chipotle? Check.
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