You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
He is juggling broken glass botttles, I think its time to cut him off...
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
I feel like if Miami and New Jersey fucked each other and produced a baby that would summarize the bar I'm in.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
The cab driver just showed us a POV shot of himself getting ridden by a chick he took with his flip phone. Confirmed not taken in cab. Gonna be a good night...
Wtf are freshmen gonna think when the first thing they see in a pale 6'4 white kid with a mustache yelling ya man and we be liming in a Trinidadian accent
I think people like me is why alcohol became illegal at one point
Hey, I'm renting a storage locker for the summer to keep all my bondage shit in so my parents don't see it. You wanna split on it for your all your weed shit?
I got a text saying, "It's so great to throw tomatoes at seagulls."
Lets just say my thoughts when getting dressed this morning was "vagina friendly" options
I feel like I missed the land of milk and honey and instead wound up in the land of beer and pizza. And yet, I think I'm happier here.
I'm fucking blazing boy. 5hr weed sauce kicked in and my entire face feels like an 8ball of gold bond flying down a mountain of Fresh powder. Just gliding.
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
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