Our adventure is going to pick up his pipe and weed that he ditched when he got pulled over the other day.
HOT DATE.
I just need you there to slap my dick when im flirting with her
She can't really be mad at me. I made you two sisters... Dick sisters.
he walked down the highway for 3 miles at 4 am, and got me coffee on the way. i dont think a blow job would have been enough.
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Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Craig, a bottle of Jamison, and I had a party on the roof last night. No idea how I got down. My injuries indicate fall...
He just stared into my eyes and touched himself. That isn't hooking up.
Me, him and the recently stolen carpet walked down the road and into the strip club. We had to check the carpet with our coats, it didn't mind missing out too much, later the door guy at Subway held carpet during late night sandwich selection.
I don't remember but we shouldn't have a problem. Unless drunk you encouraged drunk me not to wear a condom.
I think we have a problem.
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The amount of drugs I did this weekend make me concerned about my health but at the same time fascinated to see if I could do more
I need drugs. Hard drugs. Today. Not tomorrow. Today. Something relaxing.
Shit on my own feet while puking from my hangover. Is this what 33 is supposed to be like?
Where are you and why are you fighting with a bird?
She tried doing a backflip and ended up doing somersaults down the entire stair case.
I’ve had a lot of vodka, 3 different dicks and no food since last night. Come get me
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