We drank from noon till 5 am, there was adderall and nice jews involved it was just crazy
I'm playing musical beds - it's not very fun
No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
You threw up. And every time you flushed you would wave and go "Bye Bye!" and then when the new water came you would greet it with "Helloooo!"
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new low.... made out with someone while peeing
Who spends 33 dollars at Taco Bell and lives???
I don't want to smoke with her when she's on adderall. She carved her pumpkin for four hours & didn't say a word.
He looks like the kind of guy that would jack off to weird things.
I thought making out with his sister would be a great way of meeting him. But it backfired.
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was his dick as big as our hopes and dreams?
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
We're having chugging races with long island ice tea, I won. To often
So this is where people who peaked in high school come to drink?
Two really nice girls helped clean the taco out of my hair.
I don't think I bit anyone but I woke up to scrapes knees, bruises and new friends.
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