Today I realized that I've had whole drunk relationships with people. And sober me has and wants no part in it.
she's just sitting in a corner ripping all of the filters off her menthols
That bus ride was like a tour of all the bushes I puked behind last night
Tonight we are playing Scuba-Keg. Getting keg now. I'll explain when i get home.
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
Wella between the drunkards, the inevitable slutty costumes, and someone doing a BODY SHOT OFF A PREGNANT GIRL, i lost my halloween spirit. Bah humbug.
He passes out, I smoke his kush. All's fair in love and a disappointing lack of sex.
So I am just swinging blind here, but I am guessing that blood in your sinus is not ideal
i don't know what happened by from the looks of her lipstick I'd say she was skull fucked by a rhino
I'm serious. My alarm label is "BAR TABS" as motivation for me to wake up in the morning and go to work.
Haha I'm surprised I didn't see you I was drunkenly buying $70 in merchandise including a vibrating cock ring at that cvs around that time
The only thing left on my Bucket List is getting fingered at an aquarium.
Got 3360 Shoppers points for buying Plan B. I guess this all worked out for the best.
Idk if you've ever tried hysterically crying in the shower listening to Florence + The Machine but it's honestly a life-affirming experience
one of my students asked me today if i was having a baby. fuckin 4 year olds and their lack of filter. time to get back to the gym i guess
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