Nobody needs to come anywhere. Except on your face.
I wish they had a smiley of two girls making out
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
I just wiped my face with a slice of bread. Lowest point of the night.
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
I CAN'T DO THIS MUCH FABULOUS BEFORE LUNCHTIME
Everything is just really out of control. I hear puking from three different parts of the house. Roger has black eye from being punched. Kaiser tried shaving his head, but somehow burned himself. Music is bumping, but everyone is either puking and calling out for help or blacked the fuck out.
I really want some funfetti cake but I feel like its more socially acceptable to go out and drink
We did it in the bar bathroom and the bathroom attendant sold us a condom. I love Nashville
My hot gay tattoo artist grew a beard and I'm not taking it well.
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Lmao. K I'll be 100% honest. I was over at your place like 12 hours ago with your roommate. If I hadn't of been there then I'd take you up on your booty call offer. So. If you're not creeped out another time please?
I got subtly pornographic with a lollipop while we were talking and he got flustered and started to blush. If he’s not interested after that I need to turn in my vagina card.
fucked one of the teachers, librarian job's going great
she's 6'2. you bet your ass i slept with her.
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