How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I hope im prettier
yea, just so you know this whole self-loathing thing is getting pretty fucking annoying
he said he got tested two months ago... he goes with his whole family.
I had no where to run... The dumpster sounded like a good idea at the time
his extensive knowledge of the age of consent laws kinda scares me....
Saw a guy pass out and hit his head on a urinal. Laughing too hard to help him up
Just tell your wife to stay in the car because you are self conscious about drinking infront of her. Now you have a DD AND we can still have a good time.
On my way back to his place to see his "art". Why am I sure this is going to be nothing more than his dick in a box?
Hey if there is a better reason to go drink then "I've been fucking robbed!" I have yet to hear one. Also, I've been fucking robbed.
You need to get over here. I think the drunks are about to sacrifice a chicken to the beer gods. Or a freshman. Stay tuned.
I'm just gonna stay I'm bed where it is warm and cozy and nobody knows me as the girl that puked on a stripper
I woke up in his bed wearing nothing but a penn state hat. We are....
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Do you know how hard it is to put a bandaid on a vagina?
THIS IS EXACTLY WHY YOU SHOULDA FUCKED BEFORE YOU MADE HIM YOUR BOYFRIEND, CURVED DICKS ARE NOT OK
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