I think horse shit smells the best of all shits.
i feel like arbor mist is too classy for that. you need a colt 45
Yeah you're right. The one time when arbor mist is too classy
I woke up while squatting on top of my bed peeing on my comforter and my laptop
wanna go with us to feed the ducks bread soaked in vodka?
how could i say no?
He tried to spell out "PROM?" in his cum on my stomach during sex. It was terrible
well did you say yes?
Got home to the hotel 3hrs ago per texts sent not in english to not a full phone number
We're getting paid a considerable amount of money to send each other pictures of our dicks...
it's not like I want to die, I just want life to stop for a little bit. how does that work?
And then she said "welcome homeeeee!!!" As she got off. Best thing about being back from Afghanistan
and it's like......my shirt is off and he's talking about quidditch. why.
Just woke up. Will be over soon. DON'T LEAVE THE CHAMPAGNE UNSUPERVISED.
He spent three years trying to get a chance with me and finally broke me down. then he came in two minutes and was so upset he locked himself in the bathroom so I helped myself to his weed and left. Wanna get stoned?
All she said was "Do me by Friday."
His dick is social distance approved
Social distance approved?
big enough for me to fuck from six feet away
There’s an entire generation of people out there who didn’t grow up watching Mr. Rogers and it shows. These Boomers need to get their shit together.
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