did you know that the clit is basically just a tiny penis? Ya.. So just think about that next time you're down there.
this is amy. the small petlike person from the womens bathroom at the reef.
just saw a guy throwing up in the urinal at Dennys. Either he had one hell of last night or we are going to eat somewhere else
That sound you heard was the sound of millions of brackets exploding simultaneously
I dont care about anyone or anything else I just want to make love to you on my air mattress
I just found a thank you note I apparently wrote to my bed last night for letting me borrow the comforter.
im seconds away from chugging that vodka and preforming the surgery on myself.
I just had some guy offer to eat me out on my lunch break... I think single life is getting better everyday
We were eating hotdog buns dipped in French onion dip in lawn chairs at 4am. That drunk
You told me you would ride a pig into the night sky screaming, "I wear my sunglasses at night"
Can someone please explain where the fish in the mason jar came from when we were at a bar all night?
You told the bartender if he gave you one of the fish you'd go away
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
Also, feel like I need to install a nanny cam to remind myself what I did the night before.
Adderall went through the wash. Took it anyway. Wish me luck.
Which one have i been cheating ON and which one have i been cheating WITH if i met them the same night & have been dividing time equally?
Randomize
