I can see my step sister's thong. Don't know if I should let myself be turned on or not
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
just fell over trying to sit on the toliet like a robot.
anal on a first date. tsk tsk.
when i told him i was pregnant with his baby he texted me 'congradulations'
i pity the fetus.
you threw your tampon into someones open car window...while they were driving.
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
You had me sold at "fucking you down the slide"
I wonder if they'd let me siphon the gas out my car before they impound it
We were all definitely blackout with drunk goggles on, even though you and Amanda were the only ones dressed up as it.
Happy Birthday. May your liver respect you, fat bitches neglect you, hangovers reject you, and AA accept you.
I will kick you in all of your body parts. All at once.
Apparently when the cops arrived I was standing over him in the bathroom yelling, get the fuck up you piece of shit. Beer still in hand.
Sorry you had to clean the sheets with your macro notes
This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
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