Call me when you're up
Great dream, you were in it
Incredible sex, Maddow, more sex, spoon, sex again
Sorry I wasn't really responding earlier. I was really fucking high and so into that car chase.
remember when mike pissed in his pants and then put a double cheeburger in the pocketsss of said wet pants for "safe keeping"? yea drunker then that.
Then he told me he was 40. I'm not sure if I have enough Daddy issues to go for it
Did you push me into the oil wrestling or did I elect to do it?
You said you wanted to do it, but I gave you a friendly nudge.
You should see the damage i did to the apartment last night. So many broken things and butter sticks stuck to windows.No memorys
underwater hpnotiq shots? sure why not.
THC water in my coffee on the way to work. How's your Tuesday?
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
And by "schedule" I meant crumbled up liquor store receipt, that I wrote shit on.
Since you're going to wake up and see one bajillion missed calls from me, I just want you to know that's a perfectly reasonable number. Now come downystairs.
And the sky opened up and god said.... "WET T-SHIRT CONTEST!!!!"
I think the best course of action at this point is to cut his balls off to get him to stop reproducing
Stop making fun of my hookups!
Stop getting hookups that I can make fun of!
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