I tried watching the view, i got through 8 minutes. That is probably a world record.
They always sound like a bunch of chickens.
Can we please not be like these pathetic people in their thirties who only get drunk when they go see Sherrill Crow?
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
We made out while a LIT cigarette dangled out of the side of his mouth. Disturbing or slightly erotic?
After we were done the second time she turned to me and called me a Hardcore Armadillo. Also, her O face involves crossed eyes. You tell me.
You know what it feels like? It feels like I'm in that prison from the dark knight rises. That's what being a virgin in college feels like.
If you take a post shower shit just get back in bed. You're better off starting your whole morning all over again.
I've never seen an uncircumcised penis. I mean in person. I've clearly seen an uncircumcised penis. I have the google.
They got mad when I cut the pizza with an x-acto knife. Oh well, more for me then.
Showed up 15 minutes late and curtsied when I entered the door if that puts perspective to how my first day is going
So...I maybe walked across campus last night with my life size Joe Biden cut out.
After finding out he was married when we were together, I don't trust him.
Vomit your little heart out. You've got a long day tomorrow
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
He walked into the bar with a pillow and put his head down...nuff said
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