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maybe you should take the dick out of your mouth before you start talking.
i did. i'm using it as a microphone.
I am choosing my outfit based on how fast I can get it off. Please help.
quitting drinking is the number 5 new years resolution but number 4 is enjoying life more which one do you think im going to pick
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Do the low cut shirt test. If he stares at your tits even in front of your brother, he's down.
I got spanked with a cardboard tube. Apparently he used to be a percussionist. Who favored marching band tunes. It was weird.
My night sucks. It's really hard to masturbate with a broken finger.
It went alright, nothing too special, just got threatened with a knife by our server.
My getting drunk and marrying a stranger in Vegas final court annulment papers just came in the mail... I might frame that shit
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He's the kind you'd bring home and you'd wake up and all your food would be half eaten on the kitchen floor and all your socks would be missing.
He threw up the X he took like 30min before then when we thought his antics were over... BOOM! He tried to pee out a light he was holding.
You have plans tonight?
Stress crying into a bottle of long island ice tea mix...other than that nope
It's Friday the 13th and you just got boned by a guy named Jason....
woke up with a tree in my apartment. also the everclear bottle is suspiciously low
suspiciously? i think one of those explains the other
You know that we wouldn’t even be talking about all this if you would have kept your candy consumption judgement comments to yourself.
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