Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
I swear that men would be more efficient if they had a semen gauge on their penises
I just saw a girl make a shank with the underwire in her bra...
her boobs were like sundried tomatoes..
She looked at it and said "your dick is like the golden gate bridge."
If you happen to tell anybody my drunk story in the near future, please refrain from telling them about me shitting myself. People are getting the wrong idea and random people are messaging me on Facebook making fun of me for that
I don't think she considers it a date unless she publicly urinates
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
He brought her home and fucked her in a gingerbread man costume in a cardboard rapunzel castle. He had a pretty good night.
Either that or he's gagged in a strangers trunk right now.
Well I suppose either way he's learning a pretty tough lesson right now.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
I think I've done enough damage with my vagina as of late, thank you
i have too much dick at my disposal? i should make them fight. best dick pic gets laid
If I die at work, I want you to have my mustache collection
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