Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
some dude is getting blown right outside the bar in his car. reeediculous
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he's dribbling her head like he's fucking allen iverson
im pretty sure vibrators are the best invention since dinosaur chicken nuggets
how am i supposed to spank it to a shakira video when she looks like she is doing the robot?
whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Eating hibachi. The chef is squirting sake into my mouth with a ketchup bottle. Happened twice, more to come.
Springtime is officially here. I just used pool water to fill up the bong
Umm I need a rain check. Long story short is I have scabies. Research it if you want. I'll tell you everything another time soon, I promise.
Sarah likes to play this game where she leaves her thongs at every party. she hides them where hopefully gf's will find them. I caught her naked from the waste down in my freezer this morning
I got carried to one bar. Got a piggy back ride to the next bar. I was just testing our drinking team for st pattys day to make sure they are able to handle me more drunk than that.
Using the random money I found in my bra from Halloween to pay to print my bio notes. I only brought a debit to the bar. College win.
I haven't had an orgasm since 2014. So you cam see why I'm having a bad year.
Dicks are not precious.
Seriously, why do I have a mortar round?
That bitch claimed that you said it was ok if she drank your vodka. Obviously she has never met you
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