Do you think Patty Mayonase ever went down on Doug?
Your brother just successfully got half the bar mostly naked
do you ever just like the smell of your farts?
Wouldn't pinatas filled with coke be awesome idea for cinco de mayo?
When black out puking doesn't involve crying and promises to never get drunk again... to just a subtle, 'excuse me while I go vomit in the bathroom of this bar'.. you know you've finally grown up.
It was worse than when we pepper-sprayed my dick. I feel mislead.
There is literally a guy in my class with a gallon of water and a trophy.
She just passive-aggressively stripped in the kitchen while humming the theme to Doug.
If you listen closely you can hear the sound of inbreeding and shame.
you dont understand this isnt a sit at a sports bar eating wings and having a beer night. this is a show up to the bar with a fith of Jack and just let what happens happen kinda night. im expecting to smack a bouncer
Ok let me change into clothes i can run in
A blow job from a tiger shark would still entail less risk to your genitals than having sex with her.
I was just doing the math on how much beer we need for the houseboat. in doing so, I came to the conclusion that we need to open a beer distributor business.
Hard not to be concerned when you call me, tell me you've discovered the secret to flying, vomit, then hang up the phone. So yes, I'm coming to pick you up.
I have had flashes of 69ing, a strawberry flavored condom and begging him to sleep naked.
Can you dump a guy for having pierced nipples or is that shallow?
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