Let's hustle tonight so we can relax tomorrow
Perfect. Like where your heads at
By relax I mean have sex
cruising supermarkets, asking random people where i can get weed. fuck alaska
somehow you got everyone naked by playing strip rock paper scissors.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
Interestingly im still mad at you for the time we got high and you tried to hump me.
Lol thats a classic
this chick on a show just showed her boobs and let some guy paint them others asked why she did it and her reply i quote "i was bored" why dont chicks get bored more often
its great to know that you distinguish your relationships on whether you can cum on someone's face
I just saw a van full of amish parents and their kids. Those cheating mother fuckers!
I'm gonna call it the Reunion Tour. Hooked up with two different ex girlfriends in one day...
I was doing karaoke to "baby got back" and apologizing for being white at the same time.
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
Thanks for letting me pee on your bed and cry about nothing to you. You're a real friend
They filled a kiddie pool with lube and glitter.
Why exactly is there a butt plug on the counter?
IM HAMMERED AND JUST HAD CHEESECAKE THAT MADE ME FEEL LIKE NO MAN HAS EVER MADE BE FEEL BEFORE.
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