Who has a tranny cab driver? I have a tranny cab driver.
She said I could do whatever I wanted to her. I pumped for 20 seconds, apologized, rolled over and passed out. I sit directly across from her at work. Awkward?
I've had enough of this chick, she wanted to cuddle after giving me a handjob. I feel like I'm in junior high
I tried to cut him off and he said "I was the president of a fraternity for 3 years, I could outdrink God."
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Fuck you. how could you leave me passed out hangin out my truck window when you knew it was starting to rain?
Hundreds of bug bites..Dad jokingly says "looks like you passed out naked in the woods somewhere"
because drunk making out is frowned upon in museums i think
Made dad pull of the highway twice on the way home so I could puke. Yeah i'd say we ended the semester well.
Of dear god, I've been waiting to have rug burn like this since I got bored of my vibrator 2 months ago
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I feel like on the last day of finals we should run around campus dressed like Moses screaming "LET MY PEOPLE GO!!!!"
I'll start the recruiting
I'd like to thank you for ensuring I didn't die. Id also like to show you the most impressive bruise you will perhaps ever see
So is that the only criterion for shenanigans now? Don't die?
I know he’s a bad decision but he's casual, his penis is amazing and his technique is on point.
If you had a good reason for throwing the toaster at the wall, now's a good time to tell someone. My parents are on their way back and you know my dad and his pop tarts.
Thank you for stopping me from getting a butt tattoo. That was a good call.
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