so... i had sex tonight
with a midget
nicccce tits for a little person
I just cut my nipple shaving
How much explanation does bbqsexapalooza need?
I'm drinking with 3 chicks and 1 gay dude. 100% chance I'm getting laid and 75% chance I'll enjoy it.
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he laminated a picture of his dick.
I bet. I bought a surfboard and a kite and filled my camelback with vodka-tonics. Let's do this
You said your face felt like it was made out out of boxes and kept asking me to give you a bath.
She twisted her ankle and paid a homeless guy for a piggy back ride home from the bar.
I've been on this train for an hour and this women has been on the phone and all she's said is "guuurrrrrlllll, gurl, gurl." I may commit suicide.
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Remember that time you came over to my house and I was on the porch naked and eating peanut butter?
I'm not really sure if I peed the bed last night or if the cat was trying to get back at me for using her litter box last weekend
Congratulations, you have turned my vagina into a garden hose.
I'm gonna do it. I'm gonna write gay mortal kombat fanfic. May the gods be praised for whisky
I just got dumped by my fuck buddy. Now I have to have sex with my husband.
These girls next to us are doing shots called bath salts. Sadly this is the classiest bar I've been to since i moved to PA
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