So at what point while he was throwing up on the girl next to him did you think "yeah, im going to hit that"
dont worry about it. i always have emergency bong water with me
I was desperate so I downed my birth control with balsamic vinaigrette...
Road construction signs are deceptively heavy
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Yehhhaaww I'm way ahead of you. I'm gunna get her a card that says " I'm sorry your now ex boyfriend decided to upgrade"
Just rinsed and put my styrofoam cup of noodles in the dishwasher. I need to be not hungover ASAP
Somehow those two combined like captain planet and shit went haywire
So I wore a corset to school. Fuck laundry.
But that background check said 51...Omg. If I hooked up with someone that's my dads age.....
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Someone is giving away free yogurt on craigslist. Can I get a ride?
Why are we so great
Like I'm def going to a therapist but I wouldn't change a thing about us except maybe the peeing
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
YOU ARE THE ONLY PERSON I KNOW THAT STEALTH CLEANS PEOPLE TOILETS
so does the amount of bruises on my arms and legs mean we had fun last night?
So a bottle of lube exploded all over my softball bag and Nike shirt.
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