Small penises have feelings too.
Ways to know you did something wrong: you sugar-coated it for your therapist.
Lots of explosions. Minor nudity. Full penetration and lots of tuxedos.
I'm going to have to call in sick tomorrow. After this weekend, there's no way I can handle hearing the accountants talk about double entry without puking.
yea i guess its safe to say fire extinguishers are not synonymous with whip cream cans
He came in, laid on our floor and started to make a snow angel.. On the floor. Then he just left never said a word. 20 mins later walked back in and dropped his pants, looked down and said "wow im happy i had boxers on."
If i evwr doyble fist jack daniels and smirnoff again, i hereby give you permission to take them both away grom me and give me and give me a glass of wat
And dont forget my 23rd birthday where with no underwear i crawled through the cage of the police car. Dont get drunk be fore you get drunk.
I just found a plastic cup with panties inside of it. Let's play CSI.
Omg do you remember last night you kept pointing to your vag asking who wants to play this like a fiddle hahaha
She has this wild look other eyes like she wouldn't be afraid to commit a felony.
What's dad's email?
askmom@cause.idk
The album on my phone containing gross pictures to send when boys ask for nudes is now substantially larger than my normal photo album. Because I send one every night
You know the party's good when you say "Never have I ever caused an emergency landing" and someone drinks
I don't think you could pull off being mean.
How do you think I'm still single?
Randomize
