we screwed to my bar mtzvah tape, I became a man while watching myself becom a man
i wanna have a kid now so by the time he's 20 ill only be 42 and assuming im already divorced we can pick up girls together
When the cops knocked on the door, he just knocked back and announced "house keeping"
she's doing key bumps of parmesean cheese
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Do you have any idea how hard it is to concentrate on legal issues with the ghost of his giant penis in me?
It's a lost cause. Soon she's gonna get naked, just let nature run its course
The effect you have on my penis from a different state is impressive
I never thought I'd say this, but I think I just saw the hottest pregnant chick alive.
I could just tape a camera with a live feed to my head & you could check in on me from time to time
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i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
His roommate walked in then asked "well did you at least finish". What a way to start your birthday
That's crazy. Wow that lady must be fucked up
Yeah I hope she's okay.
I'm still going to fuck her husband but I do hope she's okay.
It makes my nipple hurt just thinking about it.
Star Wars means nothing to me. I know only the basics. Darth is Luke's father. R2 is short, C3 is gold. Yoda sings Rainbow Connection. The kinda stuff EVERYONE knows.
Obviously you're feeling a little sexually frustrated.
I consider humping a stranger every ten minutes when I walk in the street.
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