Everytime we come here you have an ex here.
i'm drinking out of my 'black like my president' mug
i have a reoccuring irrational fear i'm going to walk in on my dad masterbating. Night.
It's sad that I have started checking out the ring finger before the rack...I'm getting old
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I actually had no interest in him until he started talking about his 4 arrests. That made him go from a 5 1/2 to a 8, easily.
Just erased 'masturbate' from my mental To-Do list because I've got too much stuff to do. I hate adulthood
they were fucking between cars in the parking lot and everyone was cheering at them.
We're attempting to get a tally of how may people puked last night...Please respond with your vomit status.
I JUST MET THE GIANT MAN THAT WILL CARRY ME FROM PLACE TO PLACE
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We sat on the porch laughing about hilarious the sunrise was. And that we can do drugs again in the morning, thank god
Thanks man, but unless some hot chick comes in to work with a case of beer and offers me a head job, I'm pretty much screwed for New Years
You would think the bank would reward me for getting my account down to 3 cents without overdrafting it.
I'm sorry if you weren't drunk enough to be peer pressured into the naked dancing/group make out that transpired last night
His whole street is under construction. Third walk of shame this week & I'm getting a lot of sympathetic nods from the workers.
The laundromat is nothing like In the pornos
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