the line runs infront of fredricks of hollywood. it's like gamestop is showing me how pathetic I am.
he told my vagina that he was looking forward to meet it
so the time management class we had to take for work seems to be working. I just beat off instead of waiting for gf to get home bc it fit my schedule better.
He still lectured me about forgetting shit. Than he said he's gonna paint me green so I can stand in a corner and be a plant.
There are so many Jimmy John's employees here
Where are you?
Jimmy John's.
Is tonight a drink a little and reminisce kinda night, or a drink everything and pray kinda night?
I just watched how this is made for an hour because I was tooo high to remember what they were making. it was like a prize at the end.
Note to self don't give these guys your number. I've seen more dick tonight than a proctologist sees his whole career
Ok, so technically yes she wore a red tank top to the stoplight party. But under it was a yellow bra and green panties.
By the way, just opened the browser on my phone for the first time today... And it was it the "images" section of "who invented ass fucking"
So thanks for that
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
Pillow talk?
can't do it. no eye contact either.
Where have you been all my life
he's such a nice guy...he deserves a bigger dick.
Woke up way too warm in the middle of a spooning sandwich. Was working up a rant about still not wanting a threesome. Then I realized the littlest spoon was the dog. Might need to break up anyway.
Can we just take a minute to acknowledge that you're drinking with your gay ex boyfriend's DAD who is a DEACON??
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