never play flip cup with pint glasses
I'm on page 4.
Im on beer infinity
You know you're deprived when the only thing you taste while chewing gum is the 2 grams of sugar alcohol.
I Never golf you the sypdu of andrew. The one o will marry. The one j plwgded my last breath up. The one I pledged everything I live forbworh to. I love him more than life itself
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my resolution for 2011 is to fuck him whenever he wants it. this year I'm going above and beyond the call of booty.
all i remember is being at the diner with her at 3am and her storming into the kitchen to make sure the chef gave me regular fries instead of home fries.
So help me Jesus we're never drinking together again. But weekends don't count. Amen.
Is my lip ring still in your hair?
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
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I would have gladly let him decapitate me with the way he was biting on my neck.
The worst thing about him living around the corner is that who ever suggests the booty call is the one that walks over.
Stoned stonnnnnnned on the raaaaange
One a scale of one to hella drunk, how gracefully can I make it down those stairs
Is it weird that my mother is taking body shots off my gf after meeting once?
my face feels like mints and my body feels like tingles
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