dude, she has braces
i meant the dude w the ponytail.
i was less creeped out when i thought you were talking about the 14 y.o.
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
you were trying to give my penis an indian burn.
she said, and i quote, "i want to black out with my rack out"
Did she have bad breath? Bad breath makes you think of all the bad things in the world
just saw 2 fat kids fight for the last slice of pizza. Litteraly fight. God Bless America
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
He fell asleep and they duct taped him to the floor. He's pissed.
I definitely paid for a case and a fifth and all I got was 6 beers and a crown and coke. Wtf. Bar math sucks
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
Had a guy offer me a shot. But he wimped out when I asked for tequila and instead ordered gummi bear shots. I don't think he has balls. I didn't stick around to find out.
she told me she wanted to fuck me because i was "rugged". if the definition of rugged is a lack of manscaping, slightly overweight, and pounding 16 oz pbrs, then yes i am rugged as fuck
...and if you can get the necessary ingredients to make the Buffalo Chicken Melt, I will latch forever at your Teat of Justice.
Fortunatly we found him, he was on my roof. Unfortunatly, we can't say the same for his pants. Still looking. BRB.
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