Soap is not a condiment
I didn't know that people actually queef. Is this a real thing?
I believe so, yes.
Would you be offended if I asked if it has happened to you?
I know i'm drunk when the "men" sign on the bathroom sounds chinese
did the hipsters beat you up because you are more ironic than they are?
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i tried to hook up with a mom and then her husband came with num chucks
just wokeup with my ethics textbook on my chest, animal crakers in my mouth and my dick in my hand. even aristotle doesn't have a theory for this one
She was about to go down when you guys iced me. Thanks bro
On that note; HAPPY 21: THE SEQUEL from the back of an ambulance!!
he's washing the lighter in the sink and telling me to picture unicorns. requesting backup.
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I feel choking has become trendy-- ita losing its effect. I may just have to go back to missionary to spice it up
Well you fished my watch out of a possibly vomit filled toilet so I think we're bros now.
You ask too many questions when I'm blowing you. You're like a dentist asking how my day has been during a cleaning.
No clue what you did last night, sorry. You did hand me a pizza and a mason jar with $1200 in small bills in it when I let you in though.
Her vag MUST be made out of starbursts or something equally as delicious.
Dude i just passed out while getting head...she cried
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