He saved me in his phone as Easy Jen. Should I be offended?
I wouldn't worry about it. He has me as "Sex Puppet."
Shark Week may as well be Shark Weed.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
just printed 333 ways to get kicked out of wal-mart. hello thursday night.
i caught the condom in my mouth.. dont ask me how
Drag queen told me that I have the cheek bones to do drag. That's supposed to boost my moral.
Why did you send me 12 pictures in a row of your expressionless face at 2:30 am?
I want to tell everyone I've ever met about how he him picking me up and fucking me against the wall was the highlight of my life. Worst lesbian ever.
I didnt realize until i got your email that what i've been missing in my life is someone to send me dog gifs
I was wondering why are people staring at me til I realized I was bra-less with a lei around my neck
Don't worry my mom is buying me a vasectomy for Christmas
Come over so I can fuck you louder than her country music
I think putting on real pants was half my issue with today
Sorry I blacked out in bed
it was real late and you were brushing your teeth with miller light. it was bound to happen.
I shouldn't be allowed to be in america for NYE... or any major holiday for that matter
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