there is a homeless man oan crack poledancing on a fence... now hes humping it...
she was definitely a virgin. no ones that bad unless theyre a virgin
your sister was..
how soon is too soon to introduce handcuffs into a relationship?
There's a walmart bag of my vomit outside my front door. I just really need someone to appreciate that with me.
She asked how far humans have gone into a volcano because they did in spy kids. She was serious.
dont get mad but guess who just got banned for life from dodger stadium
You're going to have to tell him your name isn't Ivor McTruckson eventually.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Aw lol. Sounds like my masturbation injury last year
Oh my god, I am the best RA ever. I'm teaching my freshman girls how to deep throat on bananas as a group bonding activity. I'm making the religious ones eat them for potassium.
Glad to know I rate above a cabbage on the parenting scale.
All I know is I woke up with his business card in my bra and in my handwriting on the back it says 8 inch.
Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.
My New Year's resolution is to chill out on the group sex. At least with my friends anyway.
Who knew she had talents apart from chugging wine spritzers
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