You talked to that cop for like 15 minutes and when you got back, you told us you were "networking".
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
Two words. Shotgunning Cognac.
This has already gotten way out of hand
let's remember the whole point of NYE: to drink antisocial amounts of antisocial drinks, become incoherent, ruin a carpet, talk to a tree, wake up with head sellotaped to toilet. The where/how is superfluous, my vote goes to a cupboard and a bottle of jaeger Questions?
Well it's a moot point because I did have a sink & I peed in it.
She said "oh yeah" like Hulk Hogan with the muscle flex and everything. Totally digging this chick
That dog was the best thing i ever touched
I got propositioned while wearing the bottom half of a horse costume. It's like god is apologizing to me in the strangest of ways.
MY TWIN SISTER IS ENGAGED. I REPEAT, MY SCREW UP OF A SISTER IS ENGAGED. THIS IS NOT A DRILL.
I'll be there in 20 with vodka.
You throw up behind 1 mannequin and it's world war 3 in forever 21
He ripped my sink off my bathroom wall and then threw up in it.
I'm so bored I talked to the Bible guys for 30 minutes.
I offered them beer last time they came here bahaha
Woke up in a car, do you own a silver car parked a few miles form the house...hope so
We sat at the bar and made fun of everyone around us. I'm in love
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